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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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