OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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