Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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