So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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