Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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