We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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