I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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