He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.