he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.