im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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