was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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