She's JV to your varsity
her vagine was all disorganized.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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