I'm lost and stupid without you.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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