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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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