It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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