So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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