I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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