The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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