Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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