There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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