Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
