He told me they were just razor bumps!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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