we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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