dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I have aggressive nipples.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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