Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
