Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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