3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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