apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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