maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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