So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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