Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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