i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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