I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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