Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
