It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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