Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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