As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Your cock deserves a montage
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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