Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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