It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
