Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have aggressive nipples.
Randomize
