she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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