didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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