People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
