Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
