Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
50% drunk capacity currently
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
