Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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