we made out on top of his cat.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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