I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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