I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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