you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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