we're blogging at a bar
one two three fourrrrnication!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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