I'm gonna have a badass scar
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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