I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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